Records: Jackson never sang, but danced

It was revealed that Michael Jackson never sang his own songs. He wrote them, but contracted Lawrence Welk to imitate a transgender circus clown while singing pop songs. In 1992, when Welk passed away, MJ has recieved his sex-change operation and was then able to sing on his own, or so he thought. In all of his shows after '92, the year Welk died, Jackson used recordings of Welk and hired some random transgender circus clown to sing for him. As for his dancing, Jackson was talented their; for Jackson spent the first 12 years of his life in a go-go bar.