Obama, Palin debate healthcare

Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama and author of the book " Death Panels and Seeing Russia" Sarah Palin continued their debate on healthcare today. The President was reported to have said "the public option is the cool thing to do, so lets do it" while the former "Miss Russia" and John McCain poster girl Palin was reported to have said " Everyone hates public tv and public pools, so why make healthcare public?" Experts say that Obama's diving polling numbers and Palin's diving i.q. means this debate re-invents them both. One reporter even suggested that " If Palin wants to run in 2012, she needs to prove she isn't as stupid as Paris Hilton." The same reported said " The President is trying to win back the left wing of his party, the problem is, the left-wing democrats are to busy focusing on Michael Jackson's autopsy to give healthcare a look at the time." In addition, two leaders from both parties chimed in. One former republican senator stated that " Republicans want to move away from Palin like O.J. wanted to move to Florida." A democratic insider said " we are proud to call Barack Obama our president and we will support his efforts to push healthcare reform, for we need change and hope. I mean it, after 8 years of deficits, we need change. So, our president took the initiative in changing the debt from historically high levels to historically higher levels. Thats an example of change."