Larry King confession

Larry King  might have confessed, off-camera of course, that he really wanted to be a hair stylist when he grew up. King, who has been attempting to ask questions for the past 400 years, admitted he was a flaming homosexual who wore suspenders because his body could not support itself after his 338th birthday, and that the fact that he married a go-go dancer was just a show for his many loyal fans. King stated that the last time he changed his clothes was in 1955. Also, Larry admitted the reason he poses as an old woman who asks perverted questions is for image, and because his idol, Bill O'Riley, does the same thing. King even went as far as saying CNN only hired him because its owner lost a bet to Fox. The bet was if King was even human. Fox News believed King was not human and CNN thought he was. Chris Matthews, King's 1,277th lover, stated he was not human thus Fox winning the bet and instead getting to pick bimbos from all over the place while CNN was stuck with Old man King.