Jay Leno gets chin surgery

U.S.- Comedian wanna-be Jay Leno announced on his well-known, little-watched soap opera that he was getting surgery on his chin. " I was born deformed. For instance, the doctor had to re-attach the left half of my brain with the other half using elmer's glue sticks." Leno, who grew up in New Rochele, NY, was often " the butt of everyones jokes." The question now becomes, how did Leno get a chin like that? Leno says "In addition to being deformed, I was stomped on by this evil old lady named David Letterman 15 years ago, which made matters worse." Leno will be undergoing "surgery" at the Greystone Hospital in New Jersey.