McDonalds to create a new health menu

For years, they have been touting cheap food and fast-food. But now, McDonalds is trying something new; health food. The cooperate memo states that " if our roast beef is green, it must be healthy" and " we need to put tons of corn syrup in our products, because corn is healthy." A company spokesman confirms that " McDonalds uses the best of everything, everything is hand-picked by cheap labor, and its all natural, the cheap labor doesn't even wash their hands." Film maker Michael Moore, who made a movie about the healthcare industry, says he's disgusted by McDonalds. Moore in his own words; " I am fat, okay. Let me become fat with cheap processed beef and fries that have more oil in them that Saudi Arabia, then give me healthcare. Its how I feel and how America feels."