Hefner to marry

Playboy Founder Hu Hefner, age 84, is set to marry Ms. Crystal Heart, who's claim to fame is posing naked for playboy. An 84 year old marrying a 24 year old? Wow. Why wait, Hef could have married a newborn when he was 60. He also says that "viagra works." I am so happy for him! Congrats to the new couple! Its the American dream. What was with these 1950s television shows where there was a mother, father, and two kids? Now, we have old geezers marrying gold-diggers. But Mr. Hefner does not have Ms. Heart to himself, the ENTIRE WORLD CAN SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE!